Broadcaster Hacked by Person with Identical Views

A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values

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The tech-whizz, who likes statues of Churchill but not tube carriages containing non-white people, seized control of Mike Graham’s Facebook account for around thirty seconds on Sunday evening, before posting exactly the sort of thing Mike would say.

“On Sunday night my Facebook was accessed and a vile message was posted on my page without my knowledge. It contained words that I would never write and an opinion I don’t share” wrote the prominent critic of multiculturalism, immigration and nuanced thought.

While questions such as ‘how the hacker managed to imitate Mike’s style so effectively nobody noticed he’d been hacked?’ and ‘why they promptly relinquished control of his account?’ remain, cybersecurity expert and nascent divorcee Christian Calgie offered a more mundane explanation

“He’s not the first person to get hacked after three bottles of wine and he won’t be the last.”

TalkTV have confirmed that Graham has been placed on concrete gardening leave.

“I’m not just another repellent broadcaster whose jumped the gun on open racism becoming publicly acceptable” said the repellent broadcaster.

Investigations continue.