Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism

Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.

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Racist offended by accusations of racism

Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.

“The offence archaeologists keep dredging up examples of racist things I’ve said, as if this somehow makes me racist” said the racist.

“Unlike twenty of my ex-schoolteachers and fellow pupils, I have no recollection of ever saying ‘gas the Jews’. But if I did, it wouldn’t have been in a hurtful way.”

“This whole thing is being orchestrated by “Big Diversity” to make me attend sensitivity training, which is unfair, because I’m already very sensitive. Especially to criticism” continued the racist.

“My friend, he is not racist. Is just big misunderstanding, you see?” said fellow Clacton resident Vladimir Kuznetsov while leaving a holdall full of used bank notes outside the racist’s house.

“See?” Continued the racist. “Besides. No British-born person has ever been racist, so clearly the problem is imported.”

The accusations continue to swirl.