"Certainly, taking your kid into work with the paedo-friendly rapist for whom you bought an election, and only calling him out on this when your EV subsidy is cut, hints more at Weinstein than Einstein." - Pullitzer prize-winner 2025 -
Once again I wish the PNG Post Courier published editorials with this insight. If Elon was a genius, he might do something really innovative rather than just build slightly bigger rockets, slightly better batteries and slightly larger families, all of which are easily copied and expanded on themselves (on the families, we have one prominent politician with over 50 wives and hundreds of children, so Elon has a long way to go)
"A lot is made of Elon's genius" - this, this, this. Does anyone envy the man with no friends, no meaningful relationship with any of his kids (number of which, who knows?) and certainly no significant other, no achievements of note (all stolen from others), nor ability to make anyone laugh.
"Thus, while the Israeli government commits genocide, Sudan faces apocalyptic famine, and the Western Antarctic ice shelf melts, the world ate popcorn in front of the worst instalment of the (Illegal) Alien vs Predator franchise so far."
This paragraph absolutely nails it while also being extremely funny - Bravo!!!
"Certainly, taking your kid into work with the paedo-friendly rapist for whom you bought an election, and only calling him out on this when your EV subsidy is cut, hints more at Weinstein than Einstein." - Pullitzer prize-winner 2025 -
Once again I wish the PNG Post Courier published editorials with this insight. If Elon was a genius, he might do something really innovative rather than just build slightly bigger rockets, slightly better batteries and slightly larger families, all of which are easily copied and expanded on themselves (on the families, we have one prominent politician with over 50 wives and hundreds of children, so Elon has a long way to go)
"A lot is made of Elon's genius" - this, this, this. Does anyone envy the man with no friends, no meaningful relationship with any of his kids (number of which, who knows?) and certainly no significant other, no achievements of note (all stolen from others), nor ability to make anyone laugh.
"Thus, while the Israeli government commits genocide, Sudan faces apocalyptic famine, and the Western Antarctic ice shelf melts, the world ate popcorn in front of the worst instalment of the (Illegal) Alien vs Predator franchise so far."
This paragraph absolutely nails it while also being extremely funny - Bravo!!!
Just too good!
Beautifully written! Indeed, what would an alien think?!