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Nicetry's avatar

Genius. Thank you. We are living this nightmare on Long Island. Keep writing and sharing.

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Henry Morris's avatar

Cheers Joan, on it

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Maggie Mannifield's avatar

It is certainly time to stop the pussy footing and tell him, in an adult diplomatic manner, in small words he can understand, to go and fuck himself.

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Henry Morris's avatar

A plan we can all get behind!

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Caroline 📌's avatar

I so loved this, posted it on Bluesky.

Cheers

#TeslaMensch

#QbitlerYouth

#CoupKluxKlan

#PlazaStrip

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Henry Morris's avatar

Cheers thank you!

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Steve Davies's avatar

"he has unwittingly become the Persian cat to Musk’s Blofeld – " joy. A ColdWarSteve photoshop has just bloomed in my head.

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Henry Morris's avatar

Lucky you, that's an ace skill to have!

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Emma Baird's avatar

Qbitler Youth! Sir, as ever, your writing is genius.

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Henry Morris's avatar

Thank you :-)

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Tracey Angle's avatar

Loved this!! Coup Klux klan... Clever & genius

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Henry Morris's avatar

Cheers Tracey

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Tara's avatar

Brilliant. Keep up the good work, mate. We Americans are resisting. ✊🏽

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Henry Morris's avatar

Cheers! Just calling it as I see it.

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Elsi's avatar

This was glorious & made me so very happy!

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Henry Morris's avatar

Lovely stuff, thanks for dropping by.

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Richard Chen's avatar

Smacking those who are still in denial into shape, excellent writing to snap the dangerous inaction out of the masses.

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Henry Morris's avatar

Aye. It does appear as if we need to be upping our game somewhat.

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Chakriya Bowman's avatar

That is not from PNG’s Post Courier. Apart from anything else, most people here are rabidly pro-Trump. No-one in PNG media writes that well and no-one has a reporter in London. I have no idea where that was published but it was not here (in Papua New Guinea).

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Eddie Ciletti's avatar

But you're not pro trump? Why are people there pro trump?

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Chakriya Bowman's avatar

I’m not PNGian, but I live here. It’s a tribal culture of “strong” and unquestioned tribal leaders; also strong evangelical Christian church membership and some of the highest rates of violence against women in the world. I’ll let you do the maths. A lot of what he says appeals.

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Henry Morris's avatar

Hi Chakriya. I've been writing these spoof overseas correspondent articles for a few years. When I posted up the first one, about Remembrance Day in the UK, I realised as I tweeted it that I should probably name the paper I was pretending it was from; and for no other reason than that I like rugby league, I pulled a PNG publication out of thin air. And here we are.

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Chakriya Bowman's avatar

Ahh… I was wondering how it got started! You were close, we have two papers and one is the Post Courier. But it was far, far too well written to have come from us (and there’s no such thing as a foreign correspondent, we’re lucky to have local ones). That said, we have some pretty amazing articles at times, you couldn’t invent them…. A favourite was the piece that, after the Australian Federal Police supported an initiative to combat family and sexual violence through improved services, blamed the dramatic rise in reporting on the obvious fact that the Australian Federal Police were the ones raping all the women.

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Chakriya Bowman's avatar

Ahh… I was wondering how it got started! You were close, we have two papers and one is the Post Courier. But it was far, far too well written to have come from us (and there’s no such thing as a foreign correspondent, we’re lucky to have local ones). That said, we have some pretty amazing articles at times, you couldn’t invent them…. A favourite was the piece that, after the Australian Federal Police supported an initiative to combat family and sexual violence through improved services, blamed the dramatic rise in reporting on the obvious fact that the Australian Federal Police were the ones raping all the women.

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Vincent O'Brien's avatar

This is brilliant and accurate!

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Henry Morris's avatar

Diolch pal!

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Adrienne Papermaster's avatar

It seems that there are people on social media who believe that this actually came from a paper in Papua New Guinea!

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Tracey Angle's avatar

Where did it come from?

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Henry Morris's avatar

It came from here.

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Kate Cunningham's avatar

Yes, that’s why I feel there should be an explanation since it is being shared elsewhere with less likelihood of readers understanding the source.

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James Aldridge's avatar

I have no fucks to give about the origination of this article, it is a spot on Bullseye. Must Read!!!

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Henry Morris's avatar

It came from here. Thanks for dropping by.

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James Aldridge's avatar

Bullseye !!!

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Debbie Scarth's avatar

Sublime. As always

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Henry Morris's avatar

Cheers Debbie!

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Eddie Ciletti's avatar

Thank you for being so courageously direct, and funny.

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